Grandpa Yeets Bison
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The Lore
On July 12, 2026, a 2,000-pound Yellowstone bison met his match. A suspender-wearing Chad ignored the 25-yard warning sign, chalked his hands, and overhead-pressed the beast into orbit. Park rangers screamed. Tourists fainted. The bison filed for emotional damages.
Grandpa just adjusted his glasses and racked another rep. The vibe is simple: when the market dips, Grandpa lifts the bull himself. No spotters. No mercy. Only gains.
Grandpa's Gym Rules
Forget tokenomics. These are the only rules that matter in the iron temple.
0/0 Taxes
No spotting required. Buy and sell with zero tax. Grandpa spots you for free.
100% Liquidity Burned
Heavy lifting only. The LP is torched and the keys are yeeted into the void.
No Paper Hands
Grip strength over 9000. Diamond calluses required. Weak grips get benched.